RECENT NEWS: Wrap Up: Lancaster's Inaugural Sweetness Open


The Lancaster chapter of the MBA has finally had its inaugural event.  The First annual Sweetness Open was held at Rocky Springs Entertainment Center, nestled between the  stabby streets of the Red Rose city and the rolling hills of Amish country. (READ MORE)

LESS RECENT NEWS: Wrap Up: Sweet Tiebreaker: Ciccone Squeaks Into 1st Place Over Derwin Amid Controversy 


Bowling is back. The Sweetness Open is back. Drinking, however, hasn’t stopped.

The 5th Sweetness Open for the Staten Island chapter was a rousing success. New members flooded the lanes and the veterans returned in droves, tallying an incredible 42 players over all. With the latest success of expanding to two new cities, Boston and Lancaster, the League expected big things from the day but the bowling ended up being just as dreadful as usual. (READ MORE) 

EVEN OLDER NEWS: Wrap Up: Rogers Gets Hung; Kuhl & Son Win Chapter Invitational


On Saturday night, the Staten Island chapter paid it’s tribute to Kevin Rogers with a banner night at Mother Pugs Saloon. His name joined the Ring of Honor, along side legendary bowlers such as Mike Calascibetta, Justin Krstinic, and Geoff Celis. He was also the first member to show up fashionably late to his own ceremony. “The party doesn’t start until I get there, anyway.” Rogers said to the press. The bands were loud, and the drinks were flowing. Everybody was just happy to move on from the traumatizing event. (READ MORE)

09/12/2016 Expansion Continues: Lancaster, PA Launches Chapter In Time for 2016-17 Season
08/15/2016 MBA Expands to Boston; Chapter Begins Play in October
06/17/2016 MBA Places THIRD in 2016 Punk Rock Bowling Tournament
05/27/2016 MBA to Compete in 2016 punk Rock Bowling Tournament: Asbury Park, NJ
05/01/2016 Registration Opens Suprisingly Early for League That Can't Get Their Shit Together
02/10/2015 League Opens Statistics Bureau, Leaderboards and Career Stats Aplenty
01/19/2015 Press Release: MBA Weighs In On "GutterGate"
12/18/2014 The Great Divide: League Enacts "Two Year Plan" To Breathe New Life Into Tournament
10/13/2014 New Rule Changes for the 2014-15 Season
08/21/2014 2014-15 Mediocre Bowling Season Sign-ups Begin! 
09/04/2013 Pre-Season Event Added to MBA schedule, Nation Weeps
07/16/2013 Public Registration for Mediocre Bowling Begins!
07/04/2013 America's Birthday Ushers in Pre-Registration for 2013-14 MBA Season!
01/09/2013 Rules Page Added!
12/29/2012 Official MBA E-Store opens; Sells Things You May / May Not Already Own
02/22/2013 Face to Face: An intimate sit down with Todd Currier of M.E.S.S.
12/21/2012 The MBA teams up with Flickr - Promises Pulitzer Material
12/12/2012 MBA Confronts WWE on Event Scheduling Issues
07/16/2013 Staten Island, NY Chapter Officially Launches!
07/15/2013 The Mediocre Bowling Association Launches!