RECENT NEWS: Wrap: Team Pins Pins Pins Knock Down Pins; Win Caucasian Open


Forty Seven bowlers took to the streets on this overcast January day to participate in the first regular season event in the 2020 calendar. With 8 captains choosing teams, this would be the largest event in MBA history. (READ MORE)

LESS RECENT NEWS: Wrap Up: A Membership Flood Takes Sweetness Open; Ciccone Does Too


The chapter’s 8th Annual Sweetness Open kicked off the 2019-20 season on the rainiest of days. Even veteran Leigh Janicki mused that she didn’t want to leave the house. “Once we got here though, we still determined it wasn’t worth it.” She added. (READ MORE)


07/16/2019 News: 2019-20, Holy Shit, Season Sign Ups Are OPEN!
06/04/2019 News: MBA vs MGA in Las Vegas; Plagerized Article
05/23/2019 News: MBA at Punk Rock Bowling THIS WEEKEND / Summit with MGA
05/17/2019 Wrap Up: Cotchen Wins World Tour on Home Turf; Boston Wins Chapters' Cup
03/11/2019 News: The MBA World Tour 2019 Comes To Lancaster!
01/30/2019 Wrap Up: Team "Howard Dean's Scream" Hollers Victory at Caucasian Open

01/10/2019 News: MBA Will Represent at PRB 2019 and We Want YOU to Join Us!

12/04/2018 News: League Introduces the Turkey Club

10/08/2018 Wrap Up: Kuhl Dynasty Continues With 4th Invitational Win In 6 Seasons
07/23/2018 News: 2018-19 MBA Season Sign Ups are OPEN, You Beach Bums!
05/24/2018 News: MBA Represents at 2018 Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas THIS WEEKEND!
03/06/2018 News: The 2018 MBA World Tour in Boston Opens Registration!
04/30/2017 Wrap Up: Celis Climbs MBA World Tour Mountain and Lives
02/01/2017 League Officially Announces Its Largest Competition Yet: The MBA World Tour
12/09/2016 MBA Online Store Updates! Order By Sunday Night To Receive Before Christmas
09/12/2016 Expansion Continues: Lancaster, PA Launches Chapter In Time for 2016-17 Season
08/15/2016 MBA Expands to Boston; Chapter Begins Play in October
06/17/2016 MBA Places THIRD in 2016 Punk Rock Bowling Tournament
05/27/2016 MBA to Compete in 2016 punk Rock Bowling Tournament: Asbury Park, NJ
05/01/2016 Registration Opens Suprisingly Early for League That Can't Get Their Shit Together
02/10/2015 League Opens Statistics Bureau, Leaderboards and Career Stats Aplenty
01/19/2015 Press Release: MBA Weighs In On "GutterGate"
12/18/2014 The Great Divide: League Enacts "Two Year Plan" To Breathe New Life Into Tournament
10/13/2014 New Rule Changes for the 2014-15 Season
08/21/2014 2014-15 Mediocre Bowling Season Sign-ups Begin! 
09/04/2013 Pre-Season Event Added to MBA schedule, Nation Weeps
07/16/2013 Public Registration for Mediocre Bowling Begins!
07/04/2013 America's Birthday Ushers in Pre-Registration for 2013-14 MBA Season!
01/09/2013 Rules Page Added!
12/29/2012 Official MBA E-Store opens; Sells Things You May / May Not Already Own
02/22/2013 Face to Face: An intimate sit down with Todd Currier of M.E.S.S.
12/21/2012 The MBA teams up with Flickr - Promises Pulitzer Material
12/12/2012 MBA Confronts WWE on Event Scheduling Issues
07/16/2013 Staten Island, NY Chapter Officially Launches!
07/15/2013 The Mediocre Bowling Association Launches!