RECENT NEWS: MBA Goes on Hiatus During COVID-19 Pandemic (For Real)


The league, chapter leaders, and millions of shareholders have decided to go on hiatus indefinitely while alleys around the country close amidst the COVID-19 pandemic that has slowed the entire planet to a crawl.

The Staten Island, Boston, and Lancaster chapters are all following this protocol.

The two remaining events, The Roy L. Munson Chapter Championships on March 29th and the MBA World Tour on Saturday April 25th in Staten Island, will be rescheduled at a later time.

These events are NOT cancelled, but postponed. If we have to throw them in May / June or June / July, respectively, so be it. The league plans opening membership sign ups as usual this coming May for the 2020-21 season. That season will also start on time in September regardless of how late this year's events are postponed. The chance of an overlap seems very unlikely.

Any questions, feel free to email us at

Thanks for your understanding and stay safe out there!

LESS RECENT NEWS: League Honors the Late Theodore Kerabatsos with Updated Trophy 


The Mediocre Bowling Association, in conjunction with the Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Memorial Foundation, have agreed in both financial and respectful terms in accordance to our beloved deceased friend to swap out the shitty old tap trophy for something that befits the class and dignity of the league's honorary tournament. (READ MORE)


03/17/2020 News: MBA Goes on Hiatus During COVID-19 Pandemic (For Real)
02/08/2020 News: League Honors the Late Theodore Kerabatsos with Updated Trophy
07/16/2019 News: 2019-20, Holy Shit, Season Sign Ups Are OPEN!
06/04/2019 News: MBA vs MGA in Las Vegas; Plagerized Article
05/23/2019 News: MBA at Punk Rock Bowling THIS WEEKEND / Summit with MGA
05/17/2019 Wrap Up: Cotchen Wins World Tour on Home Turf; Boston Wins Chapters' Cup
03/11/2019 News: The MBA World Tour 2019 Comes To Lancaster!
01/30/2019 Wrap Up: Team "Howard Dean's Scream" Hollers Victory at Caucasian Open

01/10/2019 News: MBA Will Represent at PRB 2019 and We Want YOU to Join Us!

12/04/2018 News: League Introduces the Turkey Club

10/08/2018 Wrap Up: Kuhl Dynasty Continues With 4th Invitational Win In 6 Seasons
07/23/2018 News: 2018-19 MBA Season Sign Ups are OPEN, You Beach Bums!
05/24/2018 News: MBA Represents at 2018 Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas THIS WEEKEND!
03/06/2018 News: The 2018 MBA World Tour in Boston Opens Registration!
04/30/2017 Wrap Up: Celis Climbs MBA World Tour Mountain and Lives
02/01/2017 League Officially Announces Its Largest Competition Yet: The MBA World Tour
12/09/2016 MBA Online Store Updates! Order By Sunday Night To Receive Before Christmas
09/12/2016 Expansion Continues: Lancaster, PA Launches Chapter In Time for 2016-17 Season
08/15/2016 MBA Expands to Boston; Chapter Begins Play in October
06/17/2016 MBA Places THIRD in 2016 Punk Rock Bowling Tournament
05/27/2016 MBA to Compete in 2016 punk Rock Bowling Tournament: Asbury Park, NJ
05/01/2016 Registration Opens Suprisingly Early for League That Can't Get Their Shit Together
02/10/2015 League Opens Statistics Bureau, Leaderboards and Career Stats Aplenty
01/19/2015 Press Release: MBA Weighs In On "GutterGate"
12/18/2014 The Great Divide: League Enacts "Two Year Plan" To Breathe New Life Into Tournament
10/13/2014 New Rule Changes for the 2014-15 Season
08/21/2014 2014-15 Mediocre Bowling Season Sign-ups Begin! 
09/04/2013 Pre-Season Event Added to MBA schedule, Nation Weeps
07/16/2013 Public Registration for Mediocre Bowling Begins!
07/04/2013 America's Birthday Ushers in Pre-Registration for 2013-14 MBA Season!
01/09/2013 Rules Page Added!
12/29/2012 Official MBA E-Store opens; Sells Things You May / May Not Already Own
02/22/2013 Face to Face: An intimate sit down with Todd Currier of M.E.S.S.
12/21/2012 The MBA teams up with Flickr - Promises Pulitzer Material
12/12/2012 MBA Confronts WWE on Event Scheduling Issues
07/16/2013 Staten Island, NY Chapter Officially Launches!
07/15/2013 The Mediocre Bowling Association Launches!