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Oct 9, 2012

Staten Island, NY Chapter Schedules First Event

Staten Island, New York

The Mediocre Bowling Association is proud to announce its inaugural event "The Sweetness Open" will take place on Staten Island, New York at Showplace Bowling Alley in the high brow neighborhood of Travis, on Sunday October 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm.

When asked how he felt about the debut MBA event, Chapter Leader Dan Derwin was quoted as saying "Well, I'm not sure what all the hoopla is all about," before apologizing for using unnecessary language. He, also, guaranteed that somebody would come in first place, saying "Math was never my specialty; but given the circumstances I think somebody has to come in first place. I'll be happy as long as it isn't Ryan Petersen."

Ryan Petersen was unavailable for comment.


                                    Showplace Bowling Alley, in the scenic neighborhood of Travis,                                                                          where The Sweetness Open will be held later this month.

The Staten Island Chapter Leaders, also, announced a possible joint venture with Mother Pugs Saloon on Forest Avenue, to hold their award ceremonies after each event. "If Mother Pugs thinks their up to the challenge of serving these thirsty bowlers, then we'll see them post-game" Chapter Leader Hillary Scott was stated as saying.

More information on that crime to come.