Jul 4, 2013
America's Birthday Ushers in Pre-Registration for 2013-14 MBA Season!
MBA Headquarters - New York, NY
After a 3 ½ months of forgetting what the hell bowling is, the Mediocre Bowling Association is proud to announce that preparation for the 2013-14 season has officially begun. While a much needed “Spring Break” was necessary (to celebrate Candice Bergen’s birthday, Flag Day and watching re-runs of Falcon Crest), we are happy to finally be back behind our desks at corporate HQ doing what we do best: procrastinating! On today, the nations birthday, we remember those who fought for our freedom to bowl terribly and look ahead to what will be many months of mediocre showmanship, foul language, and a tremendous lack of bowling skill.
With the new season will come changes (trophy additions, better web site navigation, a few rule changes) that will be explained in full over the next month.
While pre-registration for returning members opens TODAY, brand new members will have their chance to sign up starting Sunday July 14th. Each chapter will hold a max of 60 people so be sure to sign up before the rookies get an opportunity to steal your spots. Don’t sleep on your chance to show us your shitty bowling and tell your friends!