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Jul 16, 2013

Public Registration for Mediocre Bowling Begins!

MBA Headquarters - New York, NY

Today is the day!

The Mediocre Bowling Association is proud to announce that public sign-ups for the 2013-14 season have begun! While we expect a handful of new members to join us in bowling, we also expect them to be completely inadequate. If you average a 140 or better, this isn't the league for you and you should be looking to sign up at the Amateur Bowling Tournaments.

Currently the Staten Island Chapter is the only one that's available. If you want to join but there ISN'T a chapter in your area, head over to the "Start a Chapter" page to see what it takes to pull that off! There will be plenty of news in next few weeks to let you know what we have prepared as the Fall approaches.

"I'm personally excited to get going after a full summer of watching cobwebs form around my bowling bag," Chapter Leader Dan Derwin was quoted via Electronic Mail. "There are some returning members that have practiced, but when the spotlight is on them, I believe in my heart that they will blow it."

If you haven't signed up yet, what are you waiting for? Go to "Join a Chapter" and get going! Sign-ups will end at 11:59pm EST on Sunday September 15th, so don't beat around the bush*.

*The MBA apologizes for anyone who was offended by the salty language used in the last sentence