Aug 21, 2014
2014-2015 Mediocre Bowling Season Sign-ups Begin!!
MBA HEADQUARTERS - NEW YORK, NY
Today is the day!
The Mediocre Bowling Association is proud to announce that public sign-ups for the 2014-15 season have begun! While we expect a handful of new members to join us in bowling, we also expect them to be completely inadequate. If you average a 150 or better, this isn't the league for you and you should be looking to sign up at the Amateur Bowling Tournaments.
Currently the Staten Island Chapter is the only one that's available. If you want to join but there ISN'T a chapter in your area, head over to the "Start a Chapter" page to see what it takes to pull that off! There will be plenty of news in next few weeks to let you know what we have prepared as the Fall approaches.
"I've had nothing going on this summer, so I am mostly looking forward to talking to people again. The bowling will be OK too," Chapter Leader Dan Derwin was quoted via twitter. "There are some returning members that have practiced, but some of them did that last year too, and they still blew it."
If you haven't signed up yet, what are you waiting for? Go to "Join a Chapter" and get going! Sign-ups will end at 11:59pm EST on Sunday September 21st, so stop lollygagging*.
*The MBA apologizes for anyone who was offended by the salty language used in the last sentence