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Jul 27, 2015

Staten Island Chapter Releases 2015-16 Schedule; Signs Lucrative Deal With Rabs Country Lanes

MBA CHAPTER - STATEN ISLAND, NY

The Staten Island Chapter, in conjunction with the Mediocre Bowling Association, are proud to unveil the complete schedule for the 2015-16 season. The chapter is also proud to announce that a "Six Figure Deal" has been reached with RABS COUNTRY LANES to ensure upcoming years of "hijinks and poor bowling" to be affiliated with the famed Staten Island institution. "We couldn't be more excited." said MBA Commissioner and Staten Island Chapter Leader Dan Derwin at the press conference that was attended by ZERO people. Owner and United States Bowling Congress President Frank Wilkinson was also on hand to celebrate the union. "I don't know about this whole 'Six Figures' thing, but the rest of it sounds like a great idea." he said. "We're happy to have them on board."

As a part of the venue relocation, Rabs Country Lanes has thrown in some perks. Shoe rentals to our members will be FREE for all events. Members names will be placed into the lane computers before hand to ensure quicker game start ups as well. The most important perk of all, according to a chapter survey, will be holding each event check in at the Rab's High Rollers Lounge. "This bar is awesome!" said the whole chapter. The schedule is as follows:

SUNDAY SEPT. 20TH, 2015 - MBA CHAPTER INVITATIONAL

SUNDAY OCT. 18TH, 2015 - SWEETNESS OPEN

SUNDAY NOV. 22ND, 2015 - KNOCK’EM BACK MASTERS

SUNDAY DEC. 20TH, 2015 - GREAT DIVIDE

SUNDAY JAN. 17TH, 2016 - CAUCASIAN OPEN

SUNDAY FEB. 21ST, 2016 - T.D.K. MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT

SUNDAY MAR. 20TH, 2016 - ROY L. MUNSON CHAPTER CHAMPIONSHIP, MEDIOCRE CUP FINALS, HONORABLE MUNSON WILD CARD

** ALL CHECK IN TIMES WILL BE AT 4PM, WITH GAMES SET TO BEGIN BY 4:30 **

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