May 27, 2016
MBA to Compete in 2016 Punk Rock Bowling Tournament: Asbury, NJ
MBA HEADQUARTERS – NEW YORK, NY
There is a first time for everything. This is one of those times. The Mediocre Bowling Association is proud to announce that they will have a team representing the league in this year’s Punk Rock Bowling tournament in its inaugural Asbury Park location this coming June!
League officials are just starting to get around to preparing for the MBA’s 5th season. With some surprises to be announced later this summer in celebration of the anniversary, the league’s participation in the PRB is one of the best.
MBA Co-Czars Dan Derwin & Hillary Scott will be captaining the team alongside 2013 Roy L. Munson Chapter Champion Mike Calascibetta and perennial regular season trophy winner Sean Kuhl. “Ever since the League’s inception, we hoped for representation at the Punk Rock Bowling Tournament,” Scott stated to the press. “But since Dan’s banned from Vegas, after that awful shark tank incident, we were starting to worry it would never happen.” “The PRB coming to Asbury Park this year is the best birthday gift the MBA could ask for.” Derwin contributed, obviously changing the subject.
Some other members of the MBA will be in the building representing the Mother Pugs Saloon team. They won’t get any recognition on this page as long as they are playing the roll of nemesis (so take that Todd Currier, Ryan Petersen, Mark Eadicicco and George Karyczak).
In addition to bowling, the weekend will feature tons of awesome bands over two days at the fest nearby (check out PRB's website for the full line up). We’ll be there all weekend and encourage everyone to come on down to the Jersey shore to cheer on your fellow members and show your MBA pride!
The tournament runs from 11am-2:30pm at the following address:
1217 Main St
Bradley Beach, NJ 07720
Hope to see you there!