Dec 9, 2016
MBA Online Store Updates! Order By Sunday Night To Receive Before Christmas!
MBA HEADQUARTERS - NEW YORK, NY
The Mediocre Bowling Association put aside it's usual "Humbug" mentality and decided to give back to the "people" of earth. The league has announced today that their online store has been updated to feature ALL THREE chapter shirt designs as well as TWO color variations of the MBA league logo. The Staten Island chapter even has a 5th anniversary variation of their usual blue on orange color scheme. "We figured if you were desperate to buy something for your loved one this holiday season, you can fool them into thinking you bought them a real gift." CEO Dan Derwin told the press via Skype while he microwaved Ramen Noodles like a savage.
Take a look at the image below for a quick browse of what you can pick up:
NOTE: If you place your order by THIS SUNDAY NIGHT (December 11th, 2016 by 11:59pm EST) - You will have your order in hand to wrap and shove into an unfortunate loved one's stocking before "Santa" makes an appearance. Swing by the store HERE!