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Jun 18, 2017

News: God Damn It; 2017-18 Season Sign Ups are Underway / Schedules Released

- MBA HEADQUARTERS - NEW YORK, NY

Sorry to cut your summer short, but the Mediocre Bowling Association in conjunction with the Boston and Lancaster chapters are proud to announce that the 2017-18 season sign ups are available to prospective members. Also, the chapter schedules have been released for all to groan over.

"We can tell you off the bat that just about all the events will be played on a Sunday." league CEO Dan Derwin said while drinking an adult beverage. "We can also guarantee that the MBA World Tour will probably be on a Saturday." he added. Take a quick look at the three chapter's schedules below. Also of note, the MBA World Tour will be played this year in lovely Boston Massachusetts on Saturday April 21st, 2018. We hope to see as many of you bastards up there as possible.

Tell your friends and your wives. The Staten Island chapter hit their cap last year so dont wait to sign up. If you would like to start your OWN chapter in a particular area, CLICK HERE, or just drop us an email  if you're lazy at thembastinks@gmail.com - You may now resume your summer vacation!

STATEN ISLAND (All events to be played at Rabs Country Lanes at 4pm)

SUNDAY SEPT. 10TH, 2017 - MBA CHAPTER INVITATIONAL

SUNDAY OCT. 22ND, 2017 - SWEETNESS OPEN

SUNDAY NOV. 19TH, 2017 - KNOCK’EM BACK MASTERS

SUNDAY DEC. 17TH, 2017 - GREAT DIVIDE

SUNDAY JAN. 14TH, 2018 - CAUCASIAN OPEN

SUNDAY FEB. 18TH, 2018 - T.D.K. MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT

SUNDAY MAR. 18TH, 2018 - ROY L. MUNSON CHAPTER CHAMPIONSHIP, MEDIOCRE CUP FINALS, HONORABLE MUNSON WILD CARD

BOSTON (All events to be played at Brunswick Bowl at 12pm)

SEP. 10TH, 2017 - MBA CHAPTER INVITATIONAL

OCT. 22ND, 2017 - SWEETNESS OPEN

NOV. 19TH, 2017 - KNOCK’EM BACK MASTERS

DEC. 10TH, 2017 - GREAT DIVIDE

JAN. 14TH, 2018 - CAUCASIAN OPEN

FEB. 11TH, 2018 - T.D.K. MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT

MAR. 11TH, 2018 - ROY L. MUNSON CHAPTER CHAMPIONSHIP, MEDIOCRE CUP FINALS, HONORABLE MUNSON WILD CARD

LANCASTER (All events to be played at Rocky Springs Lanes)

SUNDAY SEPT. 10TH, 2017 - MBA CHAPTER INVITATIONAL

SUNDAY OCT. 22ND, 2017 - SWEETNESS OPEN

SUNDAY NOV. 19TH, 2017 - KNOCK’EM BACK MASTERS

SUNDAY DEC. 17TH, 2017 - GREAT DIVIDE

SUNDAY JAN. 14TH, 2018 - CAUCASIAN OPEN

SUNDAY FEB. 18TH, 2018 - T.D.K. MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT

SUNDAY MAR. 18TH, 2018 - ROY L. MUNSON CHAPTER CHAMPIONSHIP, MEDIOCRE CUP FINALS, HONORABLE MUNSON WILD CARD

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