Mar 6, 2018
The 2018 MBA World Tour in Boston Opens Registration!
MBA HEADQUARTERS - NEW YORK, NY
It’s that time of year again. On Saturday April 28th 2018, the MBA World Tour is heading up to Boston for its second year. We hope that you can join us as we eat clam chowder, listen to the Dropkick Murphys, and put on a shimming display of mediocre bowling for all of New England to see.
Every day in Boston
"Since we announced the World Tournament last season, we have become particularly fond of it." league CEO Dan Derwin said in a written statment that was typed in a cursive font. "We here at the MBA are looking forward to the 'end all, be all' of bowling mediocrity."
There are a couple of things lined up for the league in Boston, such as taking in a Red Sox game at Fenway Park followed by some partying in the city on Friday night. A League Lunch on Saturday preceeding the brutal tournament is also on the docket.
Will we be able to find it?
"We are excited to be the first expansion chapter to host this fine tournament." Boston chapter leader Maria Crooker told the press. "We expect nothing but the worst from our Yankee guests."
Will Lancaster repeat as Chapter Cup champions? Will somebody else win the World Tournament itself? Well, I guess that also depends on whether Staten Island member Geoff Celis makes the trip at all. COME FIND OUT! We hope to see as many people there as possible. REGISTRATION ENDS ON APRIL 5TH