RECENT NEWS: News: God Damn It; 2017-18 Season Sign Ups are Underway / Schedules Released


Sorry to cut your summer short, but the Mediocre Bowling Association in conjunction with the Boston and Lancaster chapters are proud to announce that the 2017-18 season sign ups are available to prospective members. Also, the chapter schedules have been released for all to groan over. (READ MORE)

LESS RECENT NEWS: Wrap Up: Celis Climbs MBA World Tour Mountain and Lives 


What do you get when you get 36 of the worlds most mediocre bowlers under one roof? The answer is 36 of the worlds most mediocre bowlers under one roof. (READ MORE)

EVEN OLDER NEWS: Wrap Up: DiMarco Dominates Munson Cup Chapter Championship 


The playoffs are a time to reflect upon a season that may or may not have gone your way. Your accomplishments or lack there were plentiful. The 2017 Playoffs for the Staten Island chapter were under way at Rabs Country Lanes. (READ MORE)


04/30/2017 Wrap Up: Celis Climbs MBA World Tour Mountain and Lives
02/01/2017 League Officially Announces Its Largest Competition Yet: The MBA World Tour
12/09/2016 MBA Online Store Updates! Order By Sunday Night To Receive Before Christmas
09/12/2016 Expansion Continues: Lancaster, PA Launches Chapter In Time for 2016-17 Season
08/15/2016 MBA Expands to Boston; Chapter Begins Play in October
06/17/2016 MBA Places THIRD in 2016 Punk Rock Bowling Tournament
05/27/2016 MBA to Compete in 2016 punk Rock Bowling Tournament: Asbury Park, NJ
05/01/2016 Registration Opens Suprisingly Early for League That Can't Get Their Shit Together
02/10/2015 League Opens Statistics Bureau, Leaderboards and Career Stats Aplenty
01/19/2015 Press Release: MBA Weighs In On "GutterGate"
12/18/2014 The Great Divide: League Enacts "Two Year Plan" To Breathe New Life Into Tournament
10/13/2014 New Rule Changes for the 2014-15 Season
08/21/2014 2014-15 Mediocre Bowling Season Sign-ups Begin! 
09/04/2013 Pre-Season Event Added to MBA schedule, Nation Weeps
07/16/2013 Public Registration for Mediocre Bowling Begins!
07/04/2013 America's Birthday Ushers in Pre-Registration for 2013-14 MBA Season!
01/09/2013 Rules Page Added!
12/29/2012 Official MBA E-Store opens; Sells Things You May / May Not Already Own
02/22/2013 Face to Face: An intimate sit down with Todd Currier of M.E.S.S.
12/21/2012 The MBA teams up with Flickr - Promises Pulitzer Material
12/12/2012 MBA Confronts WWE on Event Scheduling Issues
07/16/2013 Staten Island, NY Chapter Officially Launches!
07/15/2013 The Mediocre Bowling Association Launches!