RECENT NEWS:  The 2019 MBA World Tour Comes To Lancaster! 


For it's third World Championship, the MBA and it's miscreants wil be heading to sunny (?) Lancaster, Pennsylvania. This small, amish city 70 miles west of Philadelphia has a small town feel, which will be perfect for our members who can't tie their own shoes. "We look forward to finally having our chance to host the best-on-best chapter competition." Chapter leader Mike McDonnell said in a formal release. "While they're here, they can take a look at only two Chapters' Cups that have been awarded." (READ MORE)


News: MBA Will Represent at PRB 2019 and We Want YOU to Join Us!


First off, Happy New Year from everybody at the MBA (both of us.)

While we head into the dog months of winter, we wanted to let everybody know that the league will once again be representing at Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas in May 2019, Memorial Day weekend! That’s right. We will be sending the very best people to put us in a position to contend. By contend, we mean physically being there to throw the bowling ball when required to. Nothing more. “We can’t wait to wander Sin City and not remember anything the next day.” Said co-league commissioner Hillary Scott.


03/11/2019 News: The MBA World Tour 2019 Comes To Lancaster!
01/30/2019 Wrap Up: Team "Howard Dean's Scream" Hollers Victory at Caucasian Open

01/10/2019 News: MBA Will Represent at PRB 2019 and We Want YOU to Join Us!

12/04/2018 News: League Introduces the Turkey Club
10/08/2018 Wrap Up: Kuhl Dynasty Continues With 4th Invitational Win In 6 Seasons
07/23/2018 News: 2018-19 MBA Season Sign Ups are OPEN, You Beach Bums!
05/24/2018 News: MBA Represents at 2018 Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas THIS WEEKEND!
03/06/2018 News: The 2018 MBA World Tour in Boston Opens Registration!
04/30/2017 Wrap Up: Celis Climbs MBA World Tour Mountain and Lives
02/01/2017 League Officially Announces Its Largest Competition Yet: The MBA World Tour
12/09/2016 MBA Online Store Updates! Order By Sunday Night To Receive Before Christmas
09/12/2016 Expansion Continues: Lancaster, PA Launches Chapter In Time for 2016-17 Season
08/15/2016 MBA Expands to Boston; Chapter Begins Play in October
06/17/2016 MBA Places THIRD in 2016 Punk Rock Bowling Tournament
05/27/2016 MBA to Compete in 2016 punk Rock Bowling Tournament: Asbury Park, NJ
05/01/2016 Registration Opens Suprisingly Early for League That Can't Get Their Shit Together
02/10/2015 League Opens Statistics Bureau, Leaderboards and Career Stats Aplenty
01/19/2015 Press Release: MBA Weighs In On "GutterGate"
12/18/2014 The Great Divide: League Enacts "Two Year Plan" To Breathe New Life Into Tournament
10/13/2014 New Rule Changes for the 2014-15 Season
08/21/2014 2014-15 Mediocre Bowling Season Sign-ups Begin! 
09/04/2013 Pre-Season Event Added to MBA schedule, Nation Weeps
07/16/2013 Public Registration for Mediocre Bowling Begins!
07/04/2013 America's Birthday Ushers in Pre-Registration for 2013-14 MBA Season!
01/09/2013 Rules Page Added!
12/29/2012 Official MBA E-Store opens; Sells Things You May / May Not Already Own
02/22/2013 Face to Face: An intimate sit down with Todd Currier of M.E.S.S.
12/21/2012 The MBA teams up with Flickr - Promises Pulitzer Material
12/12/2012 MBA Confronts WWE on Event Scheduling Issues
07/16/2013 Staten Island, NY Chapter Officially Launches!
07/15/2013 The Mediocre Bowling Association Launches!